• Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via humorking)

fragilegifts:

Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is okay. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.

(via vrouen)

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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(via humorking)

britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a boyfriend

my gay ass:

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(via humorking)